RandomScientificCalculationsChart.pdf
| Random and Useless Scientific Conversions |
| Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi |
| 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton |
| 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope |
| Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond |
| Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram |
| Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong |
| 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling |
| Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon |
| 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz |
| Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower |
| Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line |
| 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake |
| 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone |
| 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles |
| 365.25 days = 1 unicycle |
| 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds |
| 52 cards = 1 decacards |
| 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton |
| 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen |
| 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche |
| 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin |
| 10 rations = 1 decoration |
| 100 rations = 1 C-ration |
| 2 monograms = 1 diagram |
| 4 nickels = 2 paradigms |
| 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League |
| 1 mouthful of dirt = 1 terabyte (from Sage!) |